Super Rant Time - Facebook Edition

Facebook is a pretty cool thing. Share pictures, share funny/cool/inspiring links and share best wishes and good feelings with friends and loved ones. The Social Network. All good things. But all too often, the sharing goes far...WAY too far.

The Constant Updater

Everyone has at least 8 of these people in their Friends list. These are the people that constantly make new status updates so that all you see when you log in is their giant disproportionate head getting in the way of the stuff you might actually care about. Public Service Announcement: your life is not interesting to anyone. Based on the status updates about EVERYTHING that happens in your life, I have come to the conclusion that your life sucks. Living your life would be a form of torture that should be banned in all but the worst of sovereign nations. I hate that you subject me to this hell. I hate you. Do us all a favor and  follow these simple directions:

Congratulations. You have done mankind a great service.